After many months of creating my major Diploma Film for my course, it was only to be pulled out of my diploma year’s end of year screening as it was deemed “Too inappropriate for the audience at that screening night”.
Despite the fact that some of the people in that audience had directed some of my favorite children shows and the fact that I got almost every one of my lecturers excited to see a live action/animated/puppetry film (Because almost every student film that has ever been produced in a college has a story arc based on “relationship break-ups” “children raped/abducted”, basically stories that scream “this person has as much imagination as a dead Tom Clancy”) my college hadn’t spent a single cent on this film so its home now is on the internet.
So if your like me who just finished all forms of education and have nothing to do for the next 70 years, why not give it a little bit of a watch? Just a little watch. I mean you don’t have to watch all of it, it would be nice if you could watch all of it. All it costs is 50 internet download speeds and your siblings scalp.
That is unless your sibling is about to get their haircut done then ask them politely (because manners costs nothing) if you can use their scalp to view an internet program. If they decline your offer, tell them “That’s fine, I don’t want you to watch it anyway”. This method will taunt your sibling, your sibling will begin to think “Shit whats my significant other sibling on about? Maybe they need my scalp after all.” and you’ve done it, you cant watch this film with absolute splender…
Don’t pull the emergency deployment string!
Am I the only person who tried to make a connection between all the photos?
"Satirical image comparing the look of a woman wearing a bustle to that of a snail wearing a dress"